michalalyndel:

twodayslow:

Always reblog

agreed

Always my fave.

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swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I don’t think there’s such a thing as women’s comedy. It’s all comedy. - Amy Poehler

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Yes!

Yes!

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maddetectivewithabox:

agua-turtle:

amithereal:

grimbark-entity:

horatioandalice:

birdsbirds:

deviantbirds:

What is going on here??

birdsbirds is what is going on

WIGGLY OWLS

[OWL INTENSIFIES]

WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

maybe they’re listening to Owl City

Did you just

maddetectivewithabox:

agua-turtle:

amithereal:

grimbark-entity:

horatioandalice:

birdsbirds:

deviantbirds:

What is going on here??

birds
birds is what is going on

WIGGLY OWLS

[OWL INTENSIFIES]

WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

maybe they’re listening to Owl City

Did you just

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Six simple rituals:

1. Drink a glass of water when you wake up. Your body loses water while you sleep, so you’re naturally dehydrated in the morning. A glass of water when you wake helps start your day fresh.

2. Define your top 3. Every morning ask yourself, “What are the top three most important tasks that I will complete today?” Prioritizes your day accordingly and don’t sleep until the Top 3 are complete.

3. The 50/10 Rule. Solo-task and do more faster by working in 50/10 increments. Use a timer to work for 50 minutes on only one important task with 10 minute breaks in between. Spend your 10 minutes getting away from your desk, going outside, calling friends, meditating, or grabbing a glass of water.

4. Move and sweat daily. Regular movement keeps us healthy and alert. It boosts energy and mood, and relieves stress.

5. Express gratitude. Gratitude fosters happiness. Each morning, think of at least five things you’re thankful for. In times of stress, pause and reflect on these things.

6. Reflect daily. Bring closure to your day through 10 minutes of reflection. Asks yourself, “What went well?” and “What needs improvement?”


nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Aladdin! (Source)

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starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

All the rage.

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kevwinchester:

cpropht:

wherewilltheducksgo:

im poor ill try it

ooohhh i have to try this

Sweet Jesus

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