December 2011
Me: (in a country accent) "Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh the firrrrr is slowly dyin'. And my dearrrrrr we'rrrr still goodbyin'. But as long as you luvvv me sowwwwwwww..."
Dad: STOP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP.
Me: Aren't you glad I don't live here anymore?
Dad: ...
Me: ...
Dad: ...
Me: ...
Dad: That's not what I meant.
Me: Yeah, right.
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My dad is so funny sometimes.
Mom: Who's that on the background of your computer?
Me: Josh Hutcherson!
Mom: Oh. Yeah, I don't find him attractive like you do.
Me: It's probably a good thing that you don't find 19-year-old young men to be attractive.
Dad: Is it weird that I do?
Anonymous asked: Since the day I met you, I have been absolutely taken by your beauty. No, not on the outside, though you're a truly stunning young woman, but the inner beauty that radiates from within you like the warmth of the first rays of sun on a cold, dreary morning. I treasure your beauty, and revel in getting to feel its warmth. If anyone makes you to feel anything less than breathtakingly beautiful,...
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Show your pride! Reblog if you're bisexual.
Today marks me officially being single for a whole...
In this year I have not been on one single date, though I have been asked out by a few people (one very sweet boy who I just wanted to stay friends with and the rest were creepy motherfuckers).
I don’t actually have any regrets about that. It was difficult being single at first since I had been in a relationship for so long (3 years and another 1.5 year long one shortly before that one),...
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The vegan arguments....
acanerd:
nightmaresforaweek:
The Hunger Argument
Number of people worldwide who will die of starvation this year: 60 million Number of people who could be adequately fed with the grain saved if Americans reduced their intake of meat by 10%: 60 million Human beings in America: 243 million Number of people who could be fed with grain and soybeans now eaten by U.S. livestock: 1.3 billion...
Don't act like your actions don't define you.
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Also, here's Christopher Walken dancing.
You’re welcome.
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This morning my friend Cory bought me breakfast...
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You're so vain you probably think this post is...
Don’t you?
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So, last night was a mess and this morning was...
Yup, I’m officially back in Orlando.
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BigCityDreamers: New Years Give Away →
whospam:
I have a brand new (unopened) Tenth Doctor Standee in need of a good home. (over 6ft tall - shipped folded)
Reblog, Like, Follow
I’ll select someone at random on January 1st and he’s yours.
*Due to the size of this item and the prohibitively high shipping costs - this give…
I definitely just showed that last post to my dad,...
I feel cool.
Anonymous asked: You know, in high school I simply thought you were cute, despite us not knowing each other at all. Now that I know you as this wonderfully goofy, caring, and quirky theatre gal, I'm glad serendipity brought us together as friends.
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Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
Please. :D